I AM DOCTOR B'COZ............

• I CANWRITE 100 WORDS PER MINUTE BUT I CAN.T READ MY OEN HANDWRITING .
• I SPEND MY TIME WID MY PT. DAN WID MY FAMILY...
• MY IQ IS GRETER DAN MY WEIGHT.
• I KNW ALL D FEATURES OF DPRESSION BT FAIL TO RECOGNIZE THE 1  I SUFFER FRM...
• I CONSIDER D NON-MEDICAL COURSE " EASY' BUT 1/100 IS HEAVEN FOR ME.
• MY TXTBOOK COSTS R HIGHER DAN MY COLLAGE FEES.
• I HAVE ODD EATING N SLEEPING CYCLES AND SURVIVE ON TEA.
• D ONLY PART OF MY TXTBOOK I READ COMPLETELY IS D INDEX.

BUT  IT.S TRUE THAT I AM DOCTOR.......

ENJOY LIFE ....